Apple buys mobile artificial intelligence company, pocketable Skynet incoming
Shhh, we can’t talk here. Our iPhones can hear us…

Shhh, we can’t talk here. Our iPhones can hear us…
The very definition of ‘just because they could’
Road warriors and reddit addicts rejoice
Reports of self-eliminating iPhones spread online
The South Korean tech giant insists that this isn’t Volkswagen 2.0
There’s untapped power all around us, if you know where to look…
[Star Wars pun goes here, make sure it’s really funny and clever]
Does exactly what it says on the tin